LAUGH ALL YEAR SECRETS

Tyrone file. Horneigh (pronounced "hor-NIGH", presumably to satisfy the censors) was a "filthy previous male" who was generally just after drab spinster Gladys Ormphby (Ruth Buzzi). As she sat on a park bench he would try and sit right next to her, inevitably forcing her to the sting with the bench. Regret can be an unbelievably unpleasant emoti